1. When attending an official club tasting, always B.Y.O.B.!
2. When attending an official club business meeting, see rule 1.
3. When conducting official club business, see rule 1.
4. Never leave home without your quaich! (Or nosing glass, flask, or see rule 1.)
5. If you do not have a quaich, nosing glass, or the like, GET ONE! (or several, you'll probably need them all)
6. New members must be able to properly pronounce "quaich."(And spell it I guess.)
7. Anyone who mixes single malt scotch with anything other than pure spring or distilled water is subject to panawal khukuri. (Thank you Adm. M!)
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